This prompts the question: What’s the width of the typical glory hole? According to the experts at, “The standard size is cut to 3.5 inches by 10 inches, then we edge trim it.”Ĥ. The glory hole is hard wood, collapsible like an accordion and has cushion all the way around for padding.ģ. Beastly Bottom waits on one side and uses the remote to open the opposite garage door to let his “feeder” in. The glory hole lives in the wall separating two carports. “My husband, who is fully supportive of my life as a slut, built it for me in the garage,” he explains in an email. One guy I went to college with - who now goes by “Beastly Bottom,” a self-described “Nom de Slut” - tells me he has a private glory hole in his home. Within hours I had three male friends, all gay Gen-Xers, eager to evangelize. So I spent the last 48 hours looking into the history and legitimacy of glory holes, beginning with a simple query directed to my 1,536 Facebook friends. You’re saying I just stuff my dick through this unmarked crevice in the wall of a public restroom and wait for impending orgasmic bliss courtesy of a frisky passerby? That sounded… implausible. Glory holes have always struck me as absurd.
